Do You Suffer the Pain of Self-Loathing? Get Therapy!

Hey, guess what?

A new "psychiatric diagnosis" (its a joke folks) finally describes what we already know:

Homophobes are really mentally deranged gay people who hate themselves so much they need to punish the rest of us for having the courage to live openly!

According to this article in RainbowZine:

"Homosexia nervosa is a psychiatric diagnosis that describes a sexual orientation disorder characterized by extremely low self esteem and sexual orientation image distortion with an obsessive fear of same sex attraction."

There is a real study that is currently underway, called the 'Molecular Genetic Study of Sexual Orientation' which is claiming to be the "most extensive study yet to search for a genetic basis for homosexuality."

By gathering and studying DNA samples from 1,000 sets of gay brothers, researchers hope to prove a genetic predetermination for being gay.

If we can prove once and for all we are born gay, then that may be an immediate cure for legal inequality AND the underlying cause of it -- Homosexia nervosa!

And, maybe then we can all relax and live and let live.

Hopefully our Presidential Candidates will read up on the latest research before taking positions that rely on negative stereotypes, outdated science and mental disorders.