Debate "Also" Word Count: Palin 49; Biden 3

Blogging like Sarah Palin:

"Also, as we watched Biden and Palin"debate" the issues last night, we were also appalled and even frightened, also, by the similarities between Governor Palin and George W. Bush. Even this morning, also, the pundits have been comparing a potential VP Palin to Dick Cheney, a power-hungry guy, who is also old, ugly, mean but also brilliant and evil.

And so, there is also that principal that we all on Main Street know is an eerie and also sickening similarity to the rantings of George W. Bush as also Palin seems and also, in the looks department is also like Bush, even as he is "attractive," "folksy," even inarticulate, incurious, evasive, and dumb, Palin is also those things.

And also, there is that issue that both of them also pronounce nuclear as "new-cue-ler."

Hey, and you betcha, we also get it because as we sit at our kitchen table wondering how we will get by we also notice that Palin has pretty eyes and also is as cute as a bug's ear.

And, speaking of earmarks, a principal of which John McCain has been reforming, and also of "ears," those being the organs by which, also, one can hear a maverick-y way of speaking which is not a Washington insider type of media gotcha talk, but which is what Main Streeters, like Palin and McCain want to see in the way of reform in Washington, also, after all these years of greed and dollar grabbing.

Also, still staying on the subject of ears which is what we want to say directly to the American people, it is John McCain and now also with Palin as his partner who will be and have been mavericks and reforming leaders for those many years as a maverick senator and mayor and governor and PTA president and also POW war hero.

But, also, just to be sure we were not being influenced by that perky and also pretty and even more so unintelligible nonsense being spewed by those lipstick painted, also smiling lips, we also advise that you read the transcript of the "debate" here, even if you also watched it on your American TV sets at home in your middle-class, hockey mom, Joe 6 pack living room."

Really. Don't believe your lying ears. Just read the transcript.